Sometimes, having a child is like having a dog.
10. Come! Come here! Common!!!
9. Attempting to drink from the dog's water bowl.
8. Sit! Sit down!
7. Stepping on poop inside the house. (Diaper changes can get a little rowdy.)
6. Fetch is a popular game.
5. Farts really smell, whether they come from a dog or a baby. They both can clear a room.
4. Petting babies on the head.
3. Brushing teeth and cutting nails require wrestling a wild animal and are usually a two-person effort.
2. At bath time, everybody gets wet.
1. Unconditional love.
~S
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