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Monday, July 20, 2015

How Having a Baby is Like Having a Dog

Sometimes, having a child is like having a dog.

10. Come! Come here!  Common!!!

9. Attempting to drink from the dog's water bowl. 

8. Sit! Sit down! 

7. Stepping on poop inside the house.  (Diaper changes can get a little rowdy.) 

6. Fetch is a popular game.

5. Farts really smell, whether they come from a dog or a baby.  They both can clear a room. 

4. Petting babies on the head.

3. Brushing teeth and cutting nails require wrestling a wild animal and are usually a two-person effort. 

2. At bath time, everybody gets wet.

1. Unconditional love.


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